so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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