Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
