I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Congratulations! We have a period
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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