gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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