kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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