I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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