Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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