I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
