we're blogging at a bar
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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