I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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