i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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