DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
