Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
