Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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