ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dignity is for republicans.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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