I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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