i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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