we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Did you just see the Batmobile???
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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