My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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