i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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