yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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