I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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