I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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