the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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