he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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