let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You took a bar mat shot.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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