so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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