apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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