every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us