Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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