Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He shit in the fireplace
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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