when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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