he shaved USA in his pubs
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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