Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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