His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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