Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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