Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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