She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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