But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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