That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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