Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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