Bisexual people are plain selfish.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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