I think i sorta joined a cult last night
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That's how twitter works, right?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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