think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
