I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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