4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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