Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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