Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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