I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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