ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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