I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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