No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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