how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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