Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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