Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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