i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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